Came across this little quiz…
I came out as “american cheese”…and I’m dang proud of it!
You are a smooth, lightly colored, square-shaped cheese. You are a classic simple cheese. You are cautious and practical and very down to earth.
American Cheese is smooth, with light, yellow or orange color. The cheese is usually cut into square slices and it does not separate when melted. It has a mild taste. [ Country: United States || Texture: semi-soft ]
Anonymous
April 15, 2005 at 8:26 am
Jeez. I would NOT be proud of being compared to American anything, especially not cheese.
cheeseluvr
October 23, 2006 at 5:40 pm
i am the cutest chevres i was on the same site lol