Capital One Sucks
Ok, another rant here about a company I’ve done business with…if you don’t want to hear it, move on, and use AAA Visa.
I was fed up with my AAA credit card, they kept changing the payment due date (billing cycle) on me, because I automatically paid off the min. every month from my bank (getting […]
Ok, another rant here about a company I’ve done business with…if you don’t want to hear it, move on, and use AAA Visa.
I was fed up with my AAA credit card, they kept changing the payment due date (billing cycle) on me, because I automatically paid off the min. every month from my bank (getting around their lame $35 late fee). By changing the billing cycle, it made my automatic payments late. Anyway, regardless of whether or not they did it on purpose, I was P.O.’d and left. So I went with “Capital One! - NO HASSLE CREDIT CARD!!!!”.
Ok, I knew it was bad after I told the clerk at my local 7-11, “Hey man, I just switche dto capital one, I was so pissed at my cc co.”, and his reply was “Capital One??!!! That’s the worst one!!!”.
So I thought, ok, well a bunch of vikings and all that crap chasing me. and “NO HASSLE”. Basically what this “NO HASSLE” policy translates is to: “Capital One - We have a NO HASSLE policy against our customers”. In other words, “Don’t Hassle Us”.
The first bill I paid off in full, and got both a late charge and a finance charge. So I thought, ok, we’re off on the wrong foot. I setup automatic payment with my bank, and we’re off. Bill #2 finance charge AGAIN. (By the way I ALWAYS pay it off in full when it’s due). I called them: Voice-Menu city. Took me 15 minutes to get a real person. “Hey, what’s with the bills?” They send you some cocka-mimi bill that doesn’t even make any sense (their web site sucks ass, can’t read the next billing cycle or when it’s due).
It’s a total scam to screw you over as much as possible. At least that’s how I felt.
Last week I spent 30 - 45 minutes dialing and re-dialing trying to get through their Bullstick menu system to a real person. Impossible. THis was saturday night. AAA has a rep on the phone 24/7 within 30 seconds of when I call. This is what I LOVE them for.
Capital One???? NOTHING. I said “screw it” and canceled the card over the voice activation menu, which came back with a voice saying “Our office hours are closed”….uh….I thought it was no hassle, and you guys provide THE BEST customer service??? Oh wait, those vikings are your customer service department!! NOW it makes sense!!!
So on monday, I called during business hours. AGAIN…no friggin’ human beings, ANYWAY…I went through every tree of that menu, and finally choose “press 6 to cancel card”…..THEN someone said “Hello, this is capital one, how may I help you?”.
I just started laughing at that. Anyway, I’m paying off the card, cashing my chips in and cancel the son of a .
PS- IF you want 8 pages of those godstick”free checks” (at 80% interest) with EVERY bill (in addition to a lame-ass layout on the actual bill), not to mention they are so cheap the friggin’ return address envelope has one of those f–king ads on it I have to tear off before I mail in my payment, THEN “Capital One” is for you :-)
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[update: 10/16/05 7:35pm] - I had to call them again, problem with their “Categorizing” my transactions. God . Bill me, tell what I spent, and leave me a lone. They have these stupid little perferarted ads on the top of every page on the bill that I have to tear off because it makes the paper extra wide. And 2 extra pages of bullstick about how to use the “Free checks” @ 80% APR.
Anyway, the reason for the update: I figured out their voice-menu. Enter in, listen to your balances, type in the info, etc. and when it gives you the choice “Enter a new acct. #” or “Hang up”, hit “#” this will take you to an operator (but you still have to enter more info via dialpad)…this is REALLY useless too, EVERY SINGLE company that asks me to dial it in, also has the rep ask the same thing. “Pass it on” you dipsticks, it’s called a variable!!! What? Your Voice menu can’t communite with your backend? !!!!
wait….it’s been 7 minutes…i forgot what the hell I even called about now…that’s okay, capital one. I WON”T HASSLE YOU TONIGHT, I”m TIRED OF WAITING!!!



















