CLASSES FOR MEN

AT THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY December 30th.

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1

How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays — Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 2

The Toilet Paper Roll — Does It Change Itself?

Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3

Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? — Group Practice.

Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

(Note: this class meets at O’Malley’s Brew Pub on 16th Street)

Class 4

Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor — Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5

After Dinner Dishes — Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?

Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 6

Loss Of Identity — Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.

Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM.

Class 7

Learning How To Find Things — Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.

Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8

Health Watch — Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.

Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9

Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost — Real Life Testimonials.

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM

Location to be determined.

Class 10

Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?

Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday’s noon, 2 hours.

Class 11

Learning to Live — Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.

Online Classes and role-playing.

Class 12

How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion

Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13

How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy — Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You’re Going To Be Late.

Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14

The Stove/Oven — What It Is and How It Is Used.

Live Demonstration.

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.