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Ordering a pizza in 2010

05 Sep

from semantic-web list:

http://www.adcritic.com/interactive/assets/aclu-pizza/screen.swf

Sad but true.

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Don’t Touch My Bone

03 Sep

Here’s a funny video of a dog protecting his asset.

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Every Penny Counts

02 Sep

I found this job posting today for the Housing Authority of the County of Monterey.

I am curious what the “wriggle room” is on salary negotiations.

$22.3495

I may really need that last 5/1000′s of a penny :)

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What Does Your Phone Number Spell?

01 Sep

I always wanted to know all the combinations of what my phone number spelled out….now you can with What does your phone number spell?.

It reminds me of when I was a kid, and called people up and said, “Did you know your phone number spells <insert word here>”…then my sister would call them back and apologize about how her little brother was being a brat, and that she was sorry for bother them.

I guess we were pretty bored at times growing up.

I was reluctant to use my area code…I don’t know what database these are going into.

The best one it came up with was “65-NAGS-3″. The other ones were “656-BIRD”, and “6-JOB-4-RE” which is ironic, because as of next week I will no longer work in the release engineering team at my company (ok, maybe that’s a stretch as to any correlation what so ever).

There’s a similar site at phonespell.org which returned “OK-6-BIRD”…much better. “OK-MA-IS-3″ was another one, I’ll have to mention that to my ma.

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The Evolution of a Programmer

30 Aug

The Evolution of a Programmer

I’m somewhere along the lines of Apprentice Hacker.

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Google Earth Bomber

28 Aug

Google Earth Bomber Found…

This is rather lucky…a person was looking up his address in Google Earth, and found that the satellite photo used was taken right as a bomber was flying over his house.

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Sexual Harassment at Work

26 Aug

Here’s a nice little instructional video about sexual harassment in the workplace for ya.

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